*this was a true story that took place
in sioux falls, sd. an indian man was caught
having sex with a mannequin, and it saddened
and delighted me so."

man with the mannequin

they caught him there
at the pavilion
said he'd been there before
got the plastic stain to prove it
they caught him right above her
fondling the fake
sex
position you have to put
yourself in

and the testimony
was never quite clear
they've still got to
pry open her lips
to mutter
what she can't even stutter

and there he is
ugly, pulpy, red meat
on top of something
so clean
and oh my god
she's white!
that poor and innocent
mannequin
so perfect and aryan

he'll probably do hard time
get the maximum
for raping the pretty one
that dumb dummy
who tempted him some
so that when
he looked at her
he saw all the magazines
of perfect blonde girls
and beauty queens
something his red kind
will never see

--the advertisements
of sweet perfection
so for the popular
and plastic
he develops a real erection
him!
there! that man
on the mannequin!
just look at what kind of position
this plastic covered world
has bent him in